Tag: funny
group name: pettalk
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September 02, 2006 04:30 PM EDT --
When our older children were growing up, we had a big black standard poodle named Bear. One day my young son came to tell me that Bear had had an accident in the house. He said, "Come . . . more
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September 02, 2006 12:26 AM EDT --
When my middle daughter was young we had a pet parakeet. My daughter decided one day to help me by cleaning the bird cage. She set the cage on the table and attempted to pull out the bottom . . . more
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September 02, 2006 09:59 PM EDT --
A few years back, our local mall had a display of big cats. In cages, they had tigers, lions, leopards, and other big cats. My husband, kids, and I went up close to the cages and admired the . . . more
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November 14, 2006 09:50 AM EST --
I've mentioned before that if we leave money out on the dresser the cats think that its their new toy. Clever beings that they are, they've taken it one step further. Last night I left . . . more
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January 14, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Dog Commandments
I thought these were funny enough to share. They were posted on another website and no author was named.
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. . . . more
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October 24, 2006 10:59 PM EDT --
"Finally, my greatness is recognized," thought The Count as he was lifted out of his steel cage.
He sized up the man and woman who were cooing at him from a distance.
"A bit juvenile," . . . more
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January 10, 2007 05:52 PM EST --
I thought these were great when I got them in a email.
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt
"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
- Lazarus . . . more
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December 03, 2006 08:56 AM EST --
This just came to me in an email
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot . . . more
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January 23, 2007 11:01 AM EST --
I thought these were great when I found them in my email.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not . . . more
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January 14, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
I love this one. Anyone familiar with cats should get a kick out of it. It was on another website. The author was unknown.
A) If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
These should be interesting to anyone familar with cats. These came in an email.
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times . . . more
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January 08, 2007 03:51 PM EST --
Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996
From: Vic Hollingsworth
Subject: cats
Oh greats sirs and mams of furball gathering, below is the condensed version of the cat philosophy handbook
1. Life is hard then you nap. . . . more
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November 24, 2006 04:42 PM EST --
Early this week, the humans brought home a frozen 20 pound turkey. They didn't say so, but I knew they got it for me. They really are devoted to me. The turkey sat around on the counter for awhile . . . more
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January 22, 2007 08:48 AM EST --
I think there is a lot of truth to these. This came to me in an email.
A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
A cat looks silly on . . . more
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September 09, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean . . . more
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August 31, 2006 10:39 PM EDT --
My husband and I are in stitches watching our crazy kitten. Cuddles is standing on my computer desk on his hind legs leaning against my screen. He's watching my cursor with his eyes and . . . more
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October 02, 2006 09:19 PM EDT --
A little while ago, I was Gathering on the computer and my shaggy haired, brown tabby cat Gracie was sleeping on top of my monitor. She was in a deep sleep, dreaming about whatever cats dream about. . . . more
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December 04, 2006 12:22 AM EST --
To the cat lovers. This one came from computer files. I got it originally in an email.
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him.
One day by driving . . . more
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October 19, 2006 07:19 PM EDT --
I have the habit of depositing loose change every night into a dish on my dresser. Last week for some reason I had some loose bills in my pocket, so I put those on the dresser as well. . . . more
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September 13, 2007 10:39 PM EDT --
Here I am plugging content out of the goodness of my heart.... For my connections if you haven't been reading the chive, you should be. Funny stuff dudes.
The Chive
Serously, . . . more
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