Tag: humor
group name: pettalk
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March 04, 2007 07:43 PM EST --
9:03 a.m. CST
This just in:
A Minneapolis woman reports having been awakened early this morning by a loud retching noise emanating from her feline bed companion. A panicky attempt to . . . more
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September 02, 2006 04:30 PM EDT --
When our older children were growing up, we had a big black standard poodle named Bear. One day my young son came to tell me that Bear had had an accident in the house. He said, "Come . . . more
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September 02, 2006 09:59 PM EDT --
A few years back, our local mall had a display of big cats. In cages, they had tigers, lions, leopards, and other big cats. My husband, kids, and I went up close to the cages and admired the . . . more
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October 28, 2006 10:26 AM EDT --
Our cats always seem to prefer homemade toys to commercially made toys. Their latest discovery? Receipts. They love playing with them for hours, and will even take them out of the trash . . . more
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December 16, 2006 08:26 PM EST --
BILLY BOY BANDIT
I realize few will believe me but never the less it’s true. Billy Boy Bandit will no longer go outside without me being with him. Billy was an outside cat, lived . . . more
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December 17, 2006 09:43 PM EST --
CONFRONTATION!
I know everyone is probably tired of hearing about Billy Boy Bandit. But this afternoon I discovered at least one reason why he doesn’t want to go outside by himself . . . more
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December 09, 2006 10:21 PM EST --
"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why."
Unknown
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself . . . more
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October 24, 2006 06:55 PM EDT --
What do you do when you encounter offensive humor at work? Here is my story: As you may know, one of my kittens needs his tail shortened for medical reasons. Aside from his tail . . . more
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November 14, 2006 09:50 AM EST --
I've mentioned before that if we leave money out on the dresser the cats think that its their new toy. Clever beings that they are, they've taken it one step further. Last night I left . . . more
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September 03, 2006 04:32 PM EDT --
Our guys like to wake us up early when they decide its time for breakfast. Especially me, since I'm usually the first one up anyways and its easier to wake me up than my boyfriend.
Count Claw's . . . more
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September 17, 2006 09:39 PM EDT --
Colyn loves bugs. He just wants to play with them. They fly and crawl and ooze. He thinks they would make terrific friends. He has a bug alert pose. When he finds a bug, he lays down on the floor, his . . . more
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October 24, 2006 10:59 PM EDT --
"Finally, my greatness is recognized," thought The Count as he was lifted out of his steel cage.
He sized up the man and woman who were cooing at him from a distance.
"A bit juvenile," . . . more
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January 14, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Dog Commandments
I thought these were funny enough to share. They were posted on another website and no author was named.
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. . . . more
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September 09, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean . . . more
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January 10, 2007 05:52 PM EST --
I thought these were great when I got them in a email.
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt
"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
- Lazarus . . . more
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December 14, 2006 12:57 AM EST --
Little Red Neck Hillbilly had a fine day while my husband and I were gone to Little Rock. Let's see he managed to break a nice gumbo bowl and turned over a plant stand, thank goodness the plant . . . more
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October 07, 2006 12:28 PM EDT --
Yesterday the boy and I were watching tv when Rusty jumped up onto the top of the arm chair, reached out and flipped off the light switch! Pleased with his accomplishment, he then jumped back down . . . more
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October 10, 2006 12:32 PM EDT --
I've heard that most cats have a natural aversion to water, but my nine-month old kitten, Count Claw, adores it. Every morning he climbs into the shower with us or perches on the ledge to watch . . . more
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December 14, 2006 11:59 PM EST --
BOY BANDIT
Billy Boy Bandit will be fine, my husband and I took him to the Animal Clinic this afternoon. Billy has a throat infection and inflamed gums. Miss Tina his doctor pried his . . . more
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September 21, 2006 03:11 PM EDT --
Do you know what my person said to me the other day? She said the meanest thing. I was innocently lying in the food room, and she told me I was half dumb dog and half smart dog, and she doesn't know . . . more
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